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blackberryshawty:

blahtz:

its like when i watch this i dont even hear the dialect i just hear a normal conversation ??

I’m literally both Lizs like this is how I speak

Slightly uncomfortable dump

ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

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OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

6 years ago with 244,693 notes

uryyybel:

yourdisco:

gothseparatism:

dykeboots:

fortooate:

car0den:

fortooate:

i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

that’s the beauty part

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some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement

what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

don’t censor him

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

Why are you all like this

eleftheriatic:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

russiacore:

oh my GOD

wildarcy:

how to get out of a bad date by schmidt

bitchvirgo:

bitchvirgo:

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

barelyaboi:

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here